well, we are looking now at our first batch of snow. this is a heavy wet snow. a lot of but not sticking to pavement but will cover the grassy areas covering much of philadelphia, new jersey, delaware and the suburbs. to the south, we have more moisture coming in converting to this wet heavy snow but this is not the big show. we'll see this go back and forth with rain overnight, less in the pennsylvania suburbs. otherwise, we get the heavy snow tomorrow afternoon. places like new tripoli, up to a foot. >> we will keep you updated throughout the night. good night. center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- john oliver. lucy hale. musical guest marshmello & anne-marie.

and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 827! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. welcome, everybody, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby! you made it, you're here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. here's what people are talking about, last night was the big "bachelor" finale. [ audience oohs ] now, block your ears if you

didn't see it, but it was -- spoiler alert coming up. first, arie picked becca. then he changed his mind and now wants to marry lauren. [ light laughter ] arie luyendyk picked lauren over becca. now becca has mixed emotions, on one hand, she's humiliated, but on the other hand, she doesn't have to take the last name, luyendyk. [ laughter and applause ] did you see this though, after arie broke up with becca, even his suv driver seemed to be upset with him. take a look at this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then when he -- then when he did get the door open, the driver kept pulling ahead every time he tried to get in. he's like, "oops, sor -- oops, sorry. oops, oops. oops, sorry. oops." [ applause ] it was a pretty crazy episode. you could tell becca was upset, because she cried for a whole two minutes, then announced that she's the next "bachelorette."

>> steve: oh, wow. >> jimmy: cha-ching. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: a lot of people are saying last night's episode was one of the most dramatic finales, ever. but i sort of feel like i've heard that before. watch this. >> one of the most dramatic and surprising finales we've ever had. >> the wildest season in "bachelor" history. >> the most dramatic finale ever. [ laughter ] >> something that has never happened before in "bachelor" history. >> tonight, it's all going to play out in a way that you've never seen before on this or any other tv show. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: it's almost like they hired trump to write for them. he's like, "it's the most historical, wonderful, greatest finale you've ever seen." [ laughter ] now some big news out of washington, kellyanne conway has been accused of violating federal ethics laws during tv appearances in 2017. [ cheers ] if found guilty she could be forced to leave her job, or even worse, stay. and that's --

[ laughter and applause ] ooh, tough one. meanwhile, president trump is going to meet with video game executives and talk about violence in their products. or as trump put it, "we must stop crushing candy. [ laughter ] candy is our ally." also read that robert mueller is now investigating one of president trump's personal lawyers. you know it's bad when even your lawyer is like, "do you know any good lawyers? [ laughter and applause ] i think i'm in trouble, man." i saw that corona is now making a low-calorie beer that's 40% lighter than other light beers. [ cheers ] when asked how were they able to do that, corona said, "it's just water." [ laughter and applause ] bottled water. and finally lego just revealed that they've made too many bricks over the years, and have unsold stockpiles in warehouses. so i think president trump just found a solution for his border wall. guys, we have a great show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots! ♪

♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is u-god of the legendary wu-tang clan, sitting in with the roots tonight! [ cheers and applause ] how you doing, buddy? >> boss man. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. >> how you feeling, boy? >> jimmy: how are you doing? everything good? >> i'm hanging in there. >> jimmy: what have you got here -- now you have a new book out. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: but then you also have an album coming out. "venom" comes out march 30th. >> march 30th, that's right. thank you for having me. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. i appreciate it. please, thanks for being here. >> yes sir. yes sir, yes sir. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, we have a a fantastic show for everyone tonight. he's the host of "last week tonight with john oliver," the very funny john oliver is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> i dvr john oliver -- >> jimmy: you dvr john? >> yes, i do. he's on my dvr. >> jimmy: yeah, i enjoy him as

well. plus from the new cw show, "life sentence," lucy hale is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and we've got great music from marshmello & anne-marie. do you know marshmello? [ cheers and applause ] dude's got a head -- his head is a -- a marshmallow. he has a marshmallow for a a head. [ laughter ] you've got to know this. he's unbelievable. >> can i squeeze the marshmallow? >> jimmy: no, no, it's just that -- i've never gotten that close to touch the marshmallow, but -- >> is it a real marshmallow? >> jimmy: i can't confirm or deny. i mean, it's a -- [ laughter ] i've seen him perform. he has a giant marshmallow for a head, with a face on it. and he's amazing. he plays good music. it's him and anne-marie. it's called "friends." here's a little taste of it. ♪ ♪ haven't i made it obvious haven't i made it clear want me to spell it out for you ♪ ♪ >> okay, yeah. ♪ >> jimmy: now imagine this, but a dude's got a big marshmallow on his head. [ light laughter ] that's what i'm talking about, yeah. hey, do you want to help me out with this next bit?

>> let's get it on. >> jimmy: all right here we go. i like to think i'm a pretty easy-going guy, but there's one thing that really gets my goat. and it's bad music. no one should have to listen to bad tunes. >> okay. >> jimmy: so as a service to you guys, i'm about to play you some real songs from real bands, that i think you should avoid in my segment i call my "do not play list." here we go. ♪ do not play do not play do not play these songs these songs ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, before we start, i want you all to know that every artist and song that i'm about to play is 100% real. this is a real song. they're actual bands, and actual songs, quest doesn't -- >> questlove: i don't believe it. >> jimmy: you think i'm making this up? i swear this is real. >> questlove: now i think you two are in on it. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ laughter ] we have not. we've not -- rehearsed. we've not rehearsed. >> i didn't hear nothing. i tell you, i'm starting from scratch. >> jimmy: here we go, here we go. now, you can download these on itunes or if your local music store has them. check them out. they are -- they are real. but this is my "do not play list." here we go. this first song -- it's by an artist called, brian nash and friends.

that's the album cover. [ light laughter ] let's take a listen to his song, it's called "hit on me." >> ooh. ♪ say guys should always talk to girls first but tell me ♪ ♪ what would really be worse if you and i never made a move ♪ ♪ or neither one of us even if we both would lose feel free ♪ ♪ to hit on me it's cool if you come after me ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: all right, stop, stop, stop. i can't take it any more. [ cheers and applause ] that's real deal, dude. it's cool. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: and there's a couple notes that aren't even really notes in that song. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: brian -- that was brian nash and friends. i think after that, he probably lost a few friends. might even -- [ laughter ] he might just be a solo act now. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: but that was real. ♪ it's cool if you can hit on me ♪ >> jimmy: oh, this next -- song is from a band called songwriter x and the skeleton band. [ light laughter ] >> hmm.

>> jimmy: it sounds scary, right? >> yeah, it sounds scary. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. here's the album cover here. that's it. [ laughter ] now that's -- i don't know which ones songwriter x. maybe she is songwriter x. >> it's called "dance on water?" >> jimmy: "dance on water" is the name of the single -- it looks almost like this album's photoshopped, but -- [ laughter ] you'd think they would photoshop themselves dancing on water, 'cause that's the name of the single. anyway, doesn't matter, here's "dance on water." ♪ if i could dance on water if i could dance on water if i could dance on water ♪ ♪ i'd dance a jig for you if we could dance on water if we could dance on water ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who -- who taught the guy to say water though? he's not saying water right. >> who put that out though? what name -- >> jimmy: skeleton -- i don't know, man. songwriter x and the skeleton band. i just think if you could do this song, you got to say -- i mean, he's saying -- ♪ if i could dance on wader

if i could dance on wader if i could dance on wader i'd dance a jig for you ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, you like it. you like it -- they like it. it's not bad when the roots play it. yeah, anyway. [ light laughter ] that's "dance on water." oh, this next one. this a one -- i swear this is real, man. [ light laughter ] this one is real, you won't even -- you won't even -- >> you've got to -- >> jimmy: you won't even believe this one. this one you won't believe. it's -- yeah. it's by a singer called lu-chinnio. [ light laughter ] okay. but you wouldn't know that because he didn't put his name on the cover. [ laughter ] >> i thought it was little chino? >> jimmy: no, no. it's not little chino. little chino is somebody else. this is -- lu-chinnio. [ laughter ] it's called "the fries song." and this is real. >> are you serious? >> jimmy: serious -- just focus up, and just listen and just see -- maybe, i don't know, let's take a listen. ♪ la la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪

>> jimmy: he's warming up. ♪ give me give me ♪ give me some fries right now ♪ ♪ give me some fries right now ♪ >> questlove: that's you! ♪ >> jimmy: that's not me man! ♪ i'm hungry you don't have any idea baby ♪ ♪ i'm so hungry i'm so hungry ♪ >> you sure that ain't you? ♪ give me some fries >> jimmy: stop -- first of all, stop it. i don't know what that -- [ cheers and applause ] it's not me. >> that's real? >> jimmy: that is not me. i've got to say that's bizarre that you think that -- >> that could be a chamber. that you be doing stuff like that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why that's not -- my chamber. [ laughter ] ♪ gimme gimme gimme some fries ♪ >> see? what i'd tell you. >> jimmy: that's not bad. yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] maybe -- that's not bad. he just needs -- i think he just needs some music and some ability to sing. and that would have been a hit. [ laughter ] that would have been a hit song. >> steve: a little ketchup. >> jimmy: gimme some -- "gimme some fries." yeah. oh, next up a song by a singer called mission man.

>> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. mission man. there it is. he's keeping score right there. [ laughter ] >> what is he doing? >> jimmy: he's keeping score. looks like it's 1-0. it's basketball. the song's called "the little basketball." which means -- very interesting. he started a basketball game off 1-0. [ light laughter ] it has to be a foul -- [ laughter ] this is very rare to start off any basketball game. >> steve: yeah, usually it's 0-0. >> jimmy: no -- or you get two points. but yeah, if you get one point that's very rare. so anyways, let's listen to it. this is mission man. the song is called "playing a a little basketball." ♪ ♪ playing a little basketball basketball ♪ ♪ playing a little basketball basketball ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: all right, stop, stop. i tell you what, at least -- [ cheers and applause ]

the one thing he's got going for it, it's very easy to follow what he's saying. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i have no idea what he's saying. >> jimmy: basketball, basketball -- >> that's it. >> jimmy: oh, no. this next song is great. >> steve: this is it? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. this is by an artist called wolfsuka. [ laughter ] >> steve: wolfsuka? >> jimmy: wolfsuka, yeah. the album's called "poison to the artists" by wolfsuka. [ audience ohs ] there's his name. now quest, have you ever heard of wolfsuka? >> questlove: i've not heard of your side group, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not my side group. i don't have side group called wolfsuka. this is all real stuff. this is wolfsuka. i think the album cover is cool, and maybe the music's cool. let's take a listen. ♪ ♪ steven spielberg >> jimmy: steven spielberg? ♪ where do we begin you were the ultimate fantasy machine for a kid ♪

♪ so how could i not pursue film ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: okay, now -- stop right there. [ cheers and applause ] then why are you making -- that's real. >> these are actual recordings? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: these are real -- real recordings. yeah. >> steve: that's how he choose to make an album. >> jimmy: i would go see -- i'd go see if there was and lu-chinnio and wolfsuka in concert. [ laughter ] i would go see that. i just don't know who would open for who. [ light laughter ] oh, were down to our last song here. >> aw. >> steve: aw. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: this last one is called the "avocado song." [ laughter ] and it's by a singer named alton eugene. or maybe it's eugene alton. that sounds more like a name, right? [ light laughter ] okay, here we go. let's take a listen. "the avocado song" let's take a a listen. ♪ ♪ you can put it on toast put it on your salad ♪ ♪ any way you want you can you can have it you can get it on the side ♪ ♪ get it any time you can fix it up any way you want to have it ♪ ♪ avocado yeah avocado yeah ♪

♪ avocado avocado ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "do not play." if you have an album or a song you think we can use on our next "do not play list," we want to see it. send it to our blog at donotplay@tonightshow.com. stick around, we'll be right back, with john oliver, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ wow! ♪ here's an invitation to the whole wide world, ♪ ♪ from your brother to your sister ♪ ♪ to your best friend's girl, ♪ don't bring that bad day with cha, ♪ ♪ leave it at the door. ♪ if you got money in your pocket, ♪ ♪ it don't mean nothing, if you ain't where it is. ♪ ♪ if you ain't where it is. ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: unbelievable! this is fantastic -- >> wow, sixteen in the clip, one in the hole. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. you know that. you know that. >> nate dogg about to make some bodies turn cold. it was like he was singing about my life right there. >> jimmy: i love that you come in, and you're loose. >> well, warren g. loosened me. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what happens to you, yeah. but this is like, are you -- you're not relaxed john oliver, right? >> no i'm never relaxed. >> jimmy: no. >> i'm uptight. i'm british, jimmy. >> jimmy: i know you are, yeah. >> to my very, very tense core. >> jimmy: but you had some time off. you just came back. congratulations, i love having you guys back. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: you had a little time off. >> we had a little bit of time off. we work -- we work through the break. >> jimmy: oh. >> we have a break, but we had a couple of weeks off, and i took my -- i took my son, i have a 2-year-old, an american. i have an american. >> jimmy: you do. >> i have an american. >> jimmy: you have an american, yeah. >> the creepiest to describe having a child. [ laughter ] that's a very british imperial

way to describe a child. i have an american with me. i have brought him back. i shall go gather another. yeah, i took him to london for the first time so he could see -- >> jimmy: oh that's fantastic. >> yeah, just so he could see it, yeah. >> jimmy: did he love -- >> well, he's two. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so you know. >> jimmy: he didn't really know what was happening. [ laughter ] >> not really, he saw red buses. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and that's all he has remembered from what was a very stressful trip. >> jimmy: was it stressful yet -- >> well, cause yeah, cause he got sick on the plane, and then he stayed sick while we were there so he was just vomiting everywhere. he trashed a hotel room like keith richards. >> jimmy: oh my god. >> he started vomiting at one point, i picked him up and he's just vomiting everywhere, it's the middle of the night. >> jimmy: yeah. >> like, spraying vomit everywhere. and i had to call down, and say my son has throw up, and they said where, and i said everywhere. [ laughter ] you have to burn everything. >> jimmy: he trashed his first hotel room. >> he trashed it. he trashed it. yeah, it was like the sex pistols. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, but this is -- you have to show him. this is where daddy is from. and you're from london, right? >> that's right, this is where daddy is from and this is why he's 60% sad.

[ laughter ] that's why daddy escaped. >> jimmy: 60 is a perfect amount. >> 60%. >> jimmy: it's a perfect amount. >> it's a dominant amount of sadness, but you can kind of keep it at bay. >> jimmy: yeah, but do you remember your first paid comedy gig in london? >> yeah, because the moment you get paid for comedy is kind of an overwhelming moment. right, the first time. cause it's your dream to do it anyway, and then when someone gives you money for it there seems like some crime has happened. [ light laughter ] so i remember i got paid 25 pounds, and i was just looking at it -- looking at that money thinking i can't believe i got paid for this. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i will say the audience that night were probably mystified as well. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they're like, "wait, he got paid for this?" >> money changed hands for the service he provided? that seems not economically -- >> jimmy: what job did you have before you were in comedy? >> oh, not many. i did comedy pretty quick. the most fun job i ever had was i did -- i filled in for maternity leave answering the

phones for a guy who sold kitchen equipment. what i -- quickly became clear was stolen kitchen equipment. [ laughter ] in london. yeah, it was amazing. i would answer the phones all day and people would call up saying, "tell jim to call me back by 3:00, or i'll [ bleep ] kill him!" [ laughter ] what are you going to tell him? and i said, he needs to call you by 3:00. or? or you'll kill him. or i'll [ bleep ] kill him. there was -- >> jimmy: every day there was that? >> every single day, and he would say, "i'm never here john, understand, i'm never here. when that phone rings, i'm never here. even if i'm here, i'm never here. all right?" [ laughter ] and there was one guy that called up. cause it was literally like still cement coming off the back of some of the kitchen equipment. cause it had just been stolen, and this guy called up one day, went i know he's there. i know he's there. where's my oven -- and i put him on hold, and the guy, jim -- i probably should have changed his name, but anyway -- [ laughter ] his actual name was jim.

he said, "just tell him that we have an oven that would fit his kitchen perfectly that just came in last night." and that did not calm him down. [ laughter ] the craziest thing he sent me to do, was he gave me 15,000 pounds in cash, which is still the most amount of money i've ever held in my hands. and a knife, and he said go and take this across london, and i said, what's the knife for, and he said if someone tries to take the money, then you can fight back, and i said -- [ laughter ] if someone tries to take it i'm giving them the money, and the knife. you're down 15,000, and a a blade. >> jimmy: oh my god. that's a crazy story. >> it was fun, but it was fun. it was fun, like -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> the jobs that suck your soul are the ones where there's no personalities there, and he had arguably too much personality. >> jimmy: did he know that you were a comedian? >> he kept saying -- he knew that i was going to do comedy at night, and it mystified him. so what -- you're not funny here though john. you've never made me laugh here. you need to be funnier around here before you can go and be

funny somewhere else. >> jimmy: but i mean were you out -- were you auditioning as well? did you ever think -- did you ever audition to be an actor, like, audition for shows? >> no, not really. i'm not really much of an actor. i auditioned for one commercial back in london, and it was for a deodorant. i can't remember which deodorant it was. i would say otherwise. >> jimmy: jim, jim. >> yeah, it was jim's deodorant. >> jimmy: g-y-m, yeah. >> so and it was like a funny part so i did the funny part in the audition, and then i'm sitting, and there's people sitting in front of me, and they said okay can you take your shirt off now, please, and i said what? [ laughter ] and they said well, you know, at the end of the commercial we want to do that. so i -- i wasn't ready to take my shirt off. [ laughter ] so i took it off, and the atmosphere in the room changed. [ laughter ] and i heard one woman turn to the guy next to her, and say, well we don't definitely need that shot, do we? [ laughter ] which was a very kind way to say something very hurtful, and then i had to put my shirt back

on, and there's nothing less dignified than putting on a a button-up shirt in front of -- [ laughter ] there is a reason that strippers don't redress themselves on stage. [ laughter ] cause it's sad. it's really sad jimmy. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> it's sad. >> jimmy: more with john oliver, when we come back everybody. john oliver! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ now your nbc10 first alert weather. >> good evening, we want to bring you up to date on what's going on with our large winter storm. at this point, we have huge flakes of snow coming down across much of the area, stretching through delaware into philadelphia, up into the pennsylvania suburbs and even into the valley. i'm going to take you a little bit closer, show you what's going on. first, let's put it into motion so you can see the transition that's taking place. this is only portion of the

storm system. we have the cold air and the second part of the storm system still to the west that has to join up with this. so this is going transition back and forth dwebetween rain and s for much of the night. in philadelphia right now, you can see, there you go, right past cherry hill and just east of philadelphia, we have that mixing line. let's go into the suburbs, radnor is in the snow, westchester, limerick, parksburg and even to buckingham, so we're still seeing a steady snow. go into the valley, allentown looking at some rain with a little bit of mixing around it, reading in some very light snow showers. now, i do think in the lehi valley and the upper pennsylvania suburbs we are going to see mainly snow tonight. we will get some accumulation, but a lot of this is melting when it hits the ground. temperatures are just above that freezing mark. now we get down into south jersey and we're getting a burst of heavier snow near morris

river, vineland and you can see we get over toward sea isle city and we're seeing rain, even thunderstorms are going to be possible with this. so you can see this is kind of wavering back and forth, salem, you are looking right now at snow also. wilmington, middletown, all the way down to dover where we have a mixing line between rain and sleet and some snow mixing there. you get into southern delaware, and that's where we're looking at basically just rain that's out there. so, across the area, you get the pretty good idea that we have a little bit of variety of stuff going on, changing constantly. this is going to go back and forth. we also have our storm range, our radar on wheels that's out and at this point, it's in montgomery county, collegeville and it's radiating around, picking up snow for a good portion of montgomery county, into delaware and chester county, but look at this mixing line, cutting right through philadelphia and south jersey. so, that's the line along that

i-95 corridor that is going to waver back and forth as we go through the rest of the evening. we're waiting for the second portion of this storm system to join up with the system that is pushing through the area now and we're going to get the heaviest snow coming through the area tomorrow afternoon. that's when we're going to be most concerned. watch this as we go into motion. there we go. you can see we get into tomorrow afternoon, that's when we're going to see the heaviest snow. stay with us here. you can follow everything on our app or online. we're going to keep you up to date with cut-ins all night long and starting with the news tomorrow morning at 4:00. so, stay with us here at nbc10 and we will keep you up to date and safe from the storm. we'll turn you now back to programming. jimmy's gotten used to his whole room smelling like sweaty odors.

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>> jimmy: i respect -- >> things have changed. >> jimmy: things have really changed. >> [ bleep ] about to change around here jimmy. >> jimmy: i -- >> i'm a movie star now. >> jimmy: you are a movie star now and -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: you play zazu. >> i'm zazu the bird. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a big role. that's a big role. >> yeah, it's an important -- it's a key role. it's a key role. >> jimmy: well, i don't know. i wouldn't go that crazy. >> nothing happens without zazu. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true at all, but zazu, if i remember sings in "the lion king." >> he does, he did, he might again. [ laughter ] that depends. >> jimmy: it depends, wait, but did you sind -- >> right -- he sings on "i just can't wait to be king." >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> do you sing at all? >> that is a legitimate question. [ laughter ] and one that they might have wanted to find out before they cast me. well they found out now. i sang -- we recorded it. i sang, and they said, "that sounded great." and i said, "that sounds like hollywood bull[ bleep ] to me," and they did not correct me. [ laughter ] so, it was very fun though. >> jimmy: how great is that, man. >> it's going to be amazing. >> jimmy: jon favreau, oh, i just love the whole -- >> yeah. it's going to be --

it's going to be really, really good. >> jimmy: good for you man, i'm psyched. >> thank you. >> jimmy: now, "last week tonight" which i still think is the best title of any show ever, still. >> is that the best title. wow, that sounds like damning me with faint praise, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i really love the title. it goes downhill once that finishes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i love the title. it's a joke before the even show starts, i'm laughing. >> it's so dumb. it makes no sense. >> jimmy: and i like all the posters i see around the city of you. >> that's right. it's beautiful, because it means -- it's how i feel inside, and also it means my face doesn't have to be on things. which is good for me, and it's good for anyone with eyes. >> jimmy: but you guys dos so much research -- >> we do. >> jimmy: and you do you a lot of work for these stories that you cover, and gosh, it's so funny. are there any stories that are just like, it just happened that there's too much work to get into that we never got around to attacking, or getting? >> not really. not really. we -- we've sometimes we spend months on stories. so anything that we've not managed to execute yet will probably -- we'll probably get to at some point. it's just that -- some of our stories can get a a little legally spicy.

>> jimmy: alright. yeah, exactly so it's a big legal thing. >> it can be. yeah, there's a couple of big legal things that i can't really talk about right now. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> a couple of -- yeah. there's -- >> jimmy: that means you're doing well though, right? >> well yeah, i think so. i don't think we did anything wrong, but there's someone in particular who really disagrees with me on that one. >> jimmy: when we were talking backstage, you said, "oh, you know what we can't even get around to barbra streisand cloning her dogs?" >> oh, yeah. so yeah. i mean that -- last week was so busy with so much news it felt awful that we couldn't spend a long time talking about the fact that barbra streisand cloned her dogs, which was all i deep down really wanted to talk about. it's all i really want to talk about now. i'm slightly confused why you've talked about anything else tonight. [ laughter ] i still can't get my head around it. barbra streisand cloned her dogs. and i don't know whether that's terrifying, amazing, unexpected, or what i should have deep down felt was always going to happen. [ laughter ] she's an odd lady, have you met --

>> jimmy: i've met -- yeah, absolutely. >> you've met barbra streisand? >> jimmy: absolutely, yes. barbra streisand, yes, completely. we've done bits together. >> what's she like? is she as high maintenance as she appears at first, second, and 35th glance? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. no, no, no. >> no, no really, she's a walk in the park, is she? [ laughter ] jimmy -- was barbra -- >> jimmy: i love the title. i love the tile. [ laughter ] "last week tonight," i get it! i get it. [ cheers and applause ] >> look me in the eyes. look me in the eyes, jimmy. look me in the eyes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> was barbra streisand easy to be around here? [ laughter and applause ] i rest my case. >> jimmy: yes, she was. >> no but, i hope she was high maintenance, right, because -- >> jimmy: she wasn't really. >> there's certain people -- bull[ bleep ] there's certain people -- there's certain people that you want, their legacy is so huge, you don't want them to let you down. >> jimmy: i get what you're saying, like who -- >> mariah carey, if mariah carey was anything less than a human nightmare, i would be really, really disappointed. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] because -- she gets a pass.

she gets the lifetime pass. >> jimmy: she's allowed to be. >> she's not just allowed to be, she should be encouraged to be. it's her at her best -- the thing -- new year's when she was said -- she started complaining about not having tea, and said, "i'm just going to have to be like the rest of you, and not have tea." [ laughter ] like we're peasants, and i was not remotely angry. it was appropriate that she spoke down to america on new year's eve. it's appropriate. [ cheers and applause ] if she ever -- if she ever -- if she ever comes up, if she ever turns up, and was nice to her immediate surroundings, i'd be heartbroken. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how about oprah? is oprah allowed to be -- >> oh oprah. lifetime pass to oprah. lifetime. i met her, i met her at the emmys. >> jimmy: was she nice? >> she was amazing. >> jimmy: john, look at me. >> oh, she was great. she was oprah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> what happened, i met her back stage. what had happened was i was on

stage at one point accepting an award, and i was starting to thank my staff, and so on, and she was in the front row, and i saw her. oprah. like just like ten feet from me, so i just thanked her as well. [ laughter ] it seemed inappropriate not to. >> jimmy: why not, everyone should thank oprah. yeah. >> yeah, but i left, and then she came round back stage, and she hugged me. she hugged me, and it was amazing, and then i released my part of the hug, and she continued. [ laughter ] so at this point i've gone limp, and she's just holding me, and she has successfully attained the power position. [ laughter ] so -- [ applause ] she eventually releases me, but holds my hands, and starts walking with me in the opposite direction that i needed to go in. [ laughter ] so i followed her until the point that it became problematic that i was going the wrong way, and i said, "oprah, i'm sorry, i need to go

that way," and she gently released my hand, and looked to me as if to say be free. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the power that she has. >> she is the best. >> jimmy: you are the best. john oliver, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "last week tonight," it's on sundays at 11pm on hbo. i love you, buddy! [ cheers and applause ] >> lucy hale is back! lucy hale. lucy hale. lucy hale. lucy hale is next. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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show, lucy hale! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. >> thank you. i have to say, all of us are singing the avocado avocado in the back. it is catchy. >> jimmy: right? that's a catchy song. >> i like that song. >> jimmy: we should see if we can get "avocado" on the charts. >> can i, like, star in the remix or something? that would be amazing. >> jimmy: get it done. we'd hear that. yeah. >> perfect. >> jimmy: what's his name again, alton eugene? alton eugene. >> alton eugene. >> jimmy: or eugene alton. we don't know yet. >> let's hit him up. >> jimmy: yeah. we're going -- yeah. absolutely. because "avocado" is now going to be trending on twitter. thank you for being here. >> oh my gosh. this is awesome. >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and you just got back from milan? right? >> i just got back from italy, like, two days ago. yes. >> jimmy: what were you doing? >> there's snow on the ground which is bizarre. i'm expecting like "call me by your name," like summertime and it's -- >> jimmy: it's snow. >> it's snow. but it's beautiful. yes. >> jimmy: yeah, it is so gorgeous. why were you there? vacation?

>> i was there for a convention called good-bye con. and so what good-bye con is, they took shows that were going off the air and it was like our final farewell. so it was like, a little bitter sweet, a little sad and depressing in a way. but it was "teen wolf," "vampire diaries," and some people from "pll," "pretty little liars." >> jimmy: i mean, come on. [ cheers and applause ] that actually looks kind of fun. i think it's nice. you get to see your fans. >> but it's crazy to see all the, like, these are like the cult followers all in one room. so, like, 2,000 -- not only "pll" fans but "teen wolf" and "vampire diaries." i'm sure everyone was there to see ian somerhalder. but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> but, it was fun. it was nice. >> jimmy: i think it's kind of fun. >> it was very lovely. >> jimmy: they get to ask questions and -- what do you do? just, meet and great and take pictures? >> so, i mean, the majority of the people don't speak english. so, that's the fun part. is like -- and we have to do a a panel. we have -- they say their questions in italian. they translate to english. i'm sure it's lost in translation. and my answer is given and i think i'm, like, so charming and funny. and i present a joke in english

and they say it in italian and it's just, like, dead silence. >> jimmy: just crickets. >> which does not go over at all. >> jimmy: just crickets. yeah. >> but that's always the best part is trying to understand each other. >> jimmy: last time you were you on our show, we talked about the obsession that we both have with nsync. >> obviously. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but that wasn't your -- that wasn't your first music obsession. >> that was not my first love. no. >> jimmy: i just learned about this. >> yep. >> jimmy: you are obsessed with -- >> hanson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, you are blushing right now. you're blushing. >> i'm like -- i'm like the fact that we're talking about them. no, because they i think i'm a a psychopath because i talk about them in every interview. [ laughter ] but they do follow me on twitter. so what's up, guys? [ laughter ] no. i -- i will remember the day i turned on mtv and i saw little zach hanson with his, like, dreadlocks playing the drums. and i was like, "this is it. this is what love feels like." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what love feels like. >> and we had so many close encounters of almost meeting, almost going to shows. almost songwriting with them. i almost got to write a song with them.

>> jimmy: what? >> and it just hasn't happened. so, maybe, like, you can put in a call. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> maybe, finally. >> jimmy: they're on speed-dial. i have hanson -- they have one phone. >> i figured if there was one guy that had hanson on speed-dial. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you for that. yeah, i do. i know those guys, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think they're on tour right now. i'll just send them a tweet. >> all right. let's go. >> jimmy: we can do this. we can book this up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i will correct everyone here. because i know that you're on twitter. but you are not on tinder. that is a rumor. [ light laughter ] >> i'm not on tinder. but i think so many people think i'm on tinder. mom, i am not on tinder. dad -- >> jimmy: wait a minute. but, someone is -- someone is using your face? >> one day -- i mean there's always like fake facebook and instagram accounts. but, one day, one of my friends matched up with who he thought was me. but someone is using my picture. her name is charlene and she's 26. and -- or maybe it's me. maybe it truly is me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> but yeah. so there's someone out there. >> jimmy: so if see a girl named charlene you could end up dating lucy hale.

>> you could potentially have a a really terrible date with me, yeah. >> jimmy: let's talk about the new show, "life sentence." >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love the idea about the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's on the cw. what is the -- what is the premise of the show? >> so, it follows stella, my character, who for the last ten years of her life was living like she was dying. because she was diagnosed with terminally ill cancer. so she was, you know, living in the moment. doing all these -- making all of these crazy decisions. and in the pilot we find out she gets this beautiful second chance at life. and then she realizes very quickly that the world is a a very dysfunctional place. because she was protected from all of this while she was sick because her parents wanted to give her this really wonderful life. >> jimmy: yeah. >> she realizes her family is insane. the world is crazy. she's like, "am i in love with my husband? who am i?" like, all these questions that we ask ourselves. and she just has to figure out who she is way later on in life. >> jimmy: it's a dramatic but it's also very funny too. i'd say, it's a dramedy. >> it is a dramedy. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. is this a type of dramedy? all right, got it. here's lucy hale in "life sentence." take a look at this. >> what? >> hi, daddy.

just came to see how you were doing. >> can't talk, stell bell. i'm late for my lecture. foods on the counter. love you. >> what's going on. ♪ mom just left dad. >> do you want a waffle? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: lucy hale, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] do you want a waffle? "life sentence" premieres tomorrow at 9:00 p.m. on the cw. "life sentence." we'll be right back with a a performance from marshmello and anne-marie. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey siri, play me something i'd like. siri: ok ♪we stayed up all night watching the comedy show♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: performing their new hit "friends," please welcome marshmello and anne-marie! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ you say you love me i say you crazy we're nothing more ♪ ♪ than friends you're not my lover more like a brother i known you since we ♪ ♪ were like ten don't mess it up talking that ish

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only gonna push ♪ ♪ me away that's it have you got no shame you looking insane here we go again ♪ ♪ don't go look at me with that look in your eye you really ain't ♪ ♪ going away without a fight you can't be reasoned with i'm done being polite i've told you ♪ ♪ one two three four five six thousand times haven't i made it ♪ ♪ obvious haven't i made it haven't i made it clear ♪ ♪ haven't i made it clear want me to spell it out for ya f r i e n d s ♪ ♪ haven't i made it obvious haven't i made it clear ♪ ♪ i swear i have want me to spell it out for ya f r i e n d s ♪ ♪ f r i e n d s f r i e n d s that's how you spell friends ♪ ♪ f r i e n d s get that inside your head no no ♪

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>> jimmy: come on. come on! marshmello! anne-marie! come on! [ cheers and applause ] "friends" is out now. that's what i'm talking about. they love you. we'll be right back everybody. standing o! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i see other carriers touting

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john oliver, lucy hale, marshmello, anne-marie, u-god! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania! stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- luke bryan. mayor of los angeles, eric garcetti. music from luke bryan, featuring the 8g band with zach danziger. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. ♪ >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] in that case, let's get to the news. according to the "national journal," former president george w. bush frequently jokes about the trump administration, saying, quote, "makes me look pretty good, doesn't it?" [ light laughter ] okay, but i wouldn't be too excited that this is what it